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WOODY ALLEN: Miss F! Please, take the dog from the door, so that I can come in! F: Oh, you are afraid of dogs, I was not aware of that!.. DOG: Waw, waw!… F: But he's only a baby caniche, he won't harm you, would you, precious?… DOG: WAW!.. WAW!…wg)&*...MMRRR…n(*)k!!!!!!!>>…! WOODY ALLEN : Miss eeeeeF!…Maybe we should leave it for another ti… Ouch!… F: All right, all right, come precious, come to mama, that's it, darling, mummy's, mummy's doll… Aren't we a nice boy? DOG: Flick! Ng. F: …And who is nice and clean like a white cream cake on a white cute plate on a white cute table-cloth on a… AUNT STELLA: F! There's a man in the living room, he says he's waiting for you! F: Oh!… Already?… I was not aware of that. Mr. Allen, let me introduce you my aunt… Aunt Stella, Mr. Woody Allen… WOODY ALLEN: Sister of your mother? F: No! of my grandmother… WOODY ALLEN: Oh!… How do you do… AUNT STELLA: What does he say? F: To mind your own business. AUNT STELLA: Than I'll sit. F: Aunt Stella! Don't you have anything else to do? AUNT STELLA: Nice weather, isn't it? WOODY ALLEN: So. Miss F, I suppose you know why I'm here… But, please, don't let that dog down…! F: Oh, don't worry, he's only trying to make friends… DOG: Flick… WOODY ALLEN: Puah!… F: Would you like a cup of cafe? WOODY ALLEN: No! AUNT STELLA: Maybe a cup of tea. WOODY ALLEN: No! DOG: Flick!.. prst! …flick… WOODY ALLEN: Miss F.! Please! Can't you pick it up in your arms again? In case we take a picture afterwards… F: Oh, of course, I was not aware of that… AUNT STELLA: She's aware of nothing. WOODY ALLEN: As far as I know, that's how the whole story started. F: What story? AUNT STELLA: The story of your life! F: Oh!… Aunt Stella, but how do you know why Mr. Woody Allen came here? AUNT STELLA: I heard you speaking on the phone, someone has to be aware of what's happening in this house! WOODY ALLEN: Miss F, maybe we should leave this for… F: Aunt Stella, would you mind bringing Mr. Allen a glass of water? AUNT STELLA: Yes!… I mean, no!… I'll go but I'll leave the door opened! WOODY ALLEN: Come on, Miss F, whisper quickly, the whole damn story into my ear, until she's back. F: OK,ssshhhssssst, ssssssttttttshshhhhhhhhttttt. Ssssssh, ssssssssssss ththththss?… Shshttsh! Sss… AUNT STELLA: (from the kitchen) Don't believe her, Mister, SHE'S NOT AWARE ABOUT WHAT SHE'S SAYING!… DOG: Waw…#^%&# ??? AUNT STELLA: BECAUSE!… January 11, 1999 © Florina Fabian If you'd like to tell me what you think of my work contact: florina@cygenesis.co.uk |
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