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THE HE/SHE

 
It is not true that God created the world in 6 days and took  
a rest on the 7th. The world had already been created but  
God was crazy about computer games. He invented a new game  
and chose a dead language to name it, so he called it  
"TERRA". ("TERRA 1, TERRA 2, TERRA 3" and so on;) that was on  
the 8th day, because there's been a breakdown in the main  
supply on the 7th and no one was available to fix it, as  
usually on Sundays.  
        God was a very active person, so he hated Sundays as  
well as all other holidays because they always interfered  
in his plans. God was so angry thinking about the  
significance of the 7th day that next morning, immediately  
after entitling the game, he introduced Numerology and  
Astrology for the sake of revenge.  
        God did not pay too much attention to the creation of  
Adam and Eve, multiplied afterwards in so many couples with  
snake terrestrial features. They were meant to be just  
accidents coming into the way of his really great creation:  
Messiah. There've been Messiah 1, Messiah 2, Messiah 3 and so  
on, the pick of his army of angels, something like a secret  
service department.  
        Mission: "ME WHO?".  
        In fact "TERRA" was created as the last test of their   
training. Many of them became famous all over the world, like  
Jesus or Marilyn Monroe, reaching up to the level of "STARS".  
The others lost their lives on the way and not even God wanted  
to remember their anonymous sacrifice. God loved only the  
winners and in order to be one of them, the main condition was  
not to waste time with excuses in front of the others. But who  
could remember that? Before being sent on his mission, the  
subject agreed to erase his own memory, as a security measure  
and to change his ID.   
        God also destroyed his identity file, breaking it into  
pieces and throwing it to the earth, into the hands of   
mortals. The subject had to find the pieces and bring them  
back. As soon as he reached the earth, he was given a body  
for use as a mask as well as for transportation.  
        God was still busy with the creation and the  
installation of the game on the 8th day. In fact he finished  
all these late at night.   
        He started to play the game on the 9th day, when he  
really was very tired and needed some fun.   
        Nine days of God meant an era in terrestrial time.    
        After playing the game many times, God decided to sent  
Messiah 5 (simply called 5) into V.R., selected the no. 7 way  
of life for the mission and this is what happened to 5 after  
he started to function in the no. 7 way of life, under his  
new ID.  
  
  
  
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5 woke up in a perambulator. The huge faces of a couple  
laughing at him were covering the sky. 5 began to cry and two  
small round things, that must have been his own hands, began to  
move in front of his eyes. Instantly a sweet liquid filled  
his mouth and he couldn't refuse it, it was too good. Later  
on he found out that this was "milk". The landscape was moving  
around him and 5 began to cry again when it stopped and he  
was carried into a big thing called "home".  
        5 was a problem for himself and for others  
from the very beginning. The first things he pronounced  
correctly had been some dirty words he heard in the street.  
The female part of the family was so disgusted that starting  
with that day, 5 preferred to speak to himself.  
        That developed his brain.   
        He grew up as an adult mind in a child's body and from  
the day he understood why all the others called him a "she",  
he continued his growth as a man's brain in a woman's body.  
        From now on we'll refer to him as the "he/she".  
        He/she discovered the first piece of his/her astral  
real identity watching TV. Neil Armstrong was making his  
first step on the moon. He/she must have been six and  
confessed to some other little girls: "Oh, when I'll grow up,  
I'd like to be an astronaut's wife!..."     
        The little girls replied: "Oh, yeah?… Well… but if you  
want to be an astronaut's wife you must be slim…" It was the  
moment when he/she discovered the mirror.  
        Sometimes he/she was in direct connection with God but,  
of course, he/she was not aware of that. Messages from  
somewhere above were poured into his/her brain as lyrics with  
a codified meaning. As soon as he/she put them on paper,  
he/she discovered he/she could make a living out of that.  
In fact, everything else he/she tried to that purpose didn't  
work.   
        People sang his/her lyrics all over the world and  
he/she was rewarded with an Oscar for that. The moment they  
sent him/her the award, he/she watched the statue and  
discovered the male. From that day his/her lyrics gained  
something unusual in their sense of profoundness and  
melancholy.  
        He/she had always been too pure to find a homosexual  
solution to his/her dual nature but he/she thought about the  
worst thing of all, for someone like him/her. He/she decided  
to have a normal relationship with a man, get married, make a  
family, and other terrestrial stuff like that.   
        God's computer began to signal a very serious set up  
error. Although he/she already reached the "STARS" level,  
he/she was not at all in the mood to die yet.  
        Every subject was supposed to make a big mistake in the  
game, in order to die in one way or another. But he/she didn't  
think about that as a problem, his/her real problem was that  
he/she felt not part of any game at all. Games and fun were  
something out of that big terrifying thing called "home".  
        The female members of his/her family could never forget  
the dirty words he/she pronounced so correctly in his/her  
early childhood, so they kept accompanying him/her whenever  
he/she went out. So he/she began to think about this matter  
profoundly, rang to a horoscope line and due to the  
numerologist on duty, discovered the greatest anomaly one can  
hear about. He/she had in fact an adventurer's nature  
imprisoned in a intellectual way of life.  
        Scientifically speaking that meant a no. 5 temper grafted 
onto a no. 7 way of life.  
        Light white smoke began to come out of God's computer.  
That should have been the moment for he/she to turn back but…  
        He/she ran away from home.  
  
  
  
  
  
  
As soon as he/she was alone in the world, he/she found out it   
looked totally different without the commentaries of his/her   
female companions from home.  
        Even he/she looked totally different for the World. Not  
fat, not ugly, not stupid, not boring, not sad, not… etc.  
Adding his/her poetical way of speaking…mmm… In short he/she  
appeared to the others like someone too good to be true.  
        First this thing made people crowd around him/her but  
slowly-slowly they all left again and he/she caught a very bad  
cold finding him/herself absolutely alone.  
        In fact, half of them wanted his/her mind, half of them  
wanted his/her body. Both of them were too risky for a  
reasonable person to attempt. Soon he/she discovered  
him/herself appearing like a dream in the other people's minds.  
        He/she insisted upon calling people and visiting them  
directly at home, to convince them of his/her connection to  
reality. In the end people treated him/her in a very bad and  
rejective manner for contradicting their expectations.  
        The very bad cold turned into a lungs cancer and he/she  
died .  
  
  
                                   *  
  
  
Only God could understand why he/she chose another way to  
die.   
        He/she was still coughing but the journey brought colour  
into his her/face and looked great. So great that God didn't  
mind at all the fact that he/she also brought his/her body into  
heaven. Only to keep it there meant breaking the rules.   
        Yet it was a pity that he/she couldn't take advantage  
of his/her physical features. So God took out a part of  
his/her brain out and sent him/her as a singer on temporary  
contract to Japan. 
        Why Japan? Because…   
        Sending him/her back was the reward for the success of  
his/her previous mission. The punishment for his/her  
disobedience was that he/she had to sing other people's  
lyrics. But taking into account the missing part of his/her  
brain, he/she couldn't think too much about what he/she was  
doing. This is how he/she could pick up a man, make him fall  
in love with him/her madly, and from now on we will refer to  
him/her as the "she".  
        She and her man lived happily ever after so the set up  
error in God's computer solved by itself and this is how a  
new era in the terrestrial time started.


December 25, 1998 

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